As I’m sure most of you know by now, a certain Boy Who Lived survived another quite unbelievable adventure. His son Albus Severus Potter (who never stood a chance with a name like that, honestly), somehow got his hands on a Time-Turner with the help of a supposed child born from a forbidden union. This child was born to Bellatrix Lestrange, and the child’s father was Voldemort.

Of course, this isn’t the scandalous part. Everything turned out just fine in the end, if any of you stuck around long enough to find out. (We here at the Quibbling Quibbler suffered through the events just to give you the scoop of the new century.)

Whilst the event with Albus Severus was underway, we managed to sneak in a reporter to observe the parties involved. At one point, our reporter (who wishes to remain anonymous) informed us of a conversation overheard between Hermione Granger-Weasley and her one-time nemesis Draco Malfoy. It seems they were in the middle of planning a rescue mission when this snippet was overheard from Mr. Malfoy:

“I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger. And I’m mildly enjoying it.”

At first glance, it seems innocent enough, but this reporter believes it to be much more than that. Our newest Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger-Weasley, is engaged in a torrid love affair with the widowed Mr. Malfoy, as shown by the photo captured above.

It’s not the first time Mrs. Granger-Weasley has been a heart breaker. Back in her Hogwarts days, she was observed to have not only a relationship with the Chosen One himself, but with his Triwizard Tournament rival, one Viktor Krum. Since then, she went on to marry Harry Potter’s best friend, Ronald Weasley. It certainly seems as though she is insatiable in the love department, readers.

We here at the Quibbling Quibbler aren’t the only ones that have noticed something going on between Granger-Weasley and Malfoy. In fact, they have a rather loyal following of people that believe (and perhaps root) for them to be a couple. They have dubbed the new relationship “Dramione.” It is a catchy couple name, if we’re honest.

But the real question here is this: Will the relationship continue? If so, what do their children think? And what does poor Mr. Weasley think of his wife’s betrayal? Stay tuned for updates on this scandal. It certainly won’t be the last one our new minister creates.