Quibbling Quibbler: Minerva McGonagall’s Secret!

Minerva McGonagall was seen down at the Wizardry Dance studio last Saturday night by a passerby. As one of the usual Horizont Alley visitors walked his way down to the coffee shop nearest to him, he saw something that shocked him.

He apparently saw someone that looked very much like Minerva McGonagall, the headmistress at Hogwarts, “busting out some moves” at the Wizardry Dance studio. We interviewed this pedestrian and asked him what he was doing and what exactly he saw and he said this:

“I was on my way to the coffee shop just down the road for my usual evening coffee as I had a rough day at work… I look to the right of me as there was some loud music playing in the dance studio. At first I thought nothing of it, just some aspiring dancers, however when I looked closely I saw Minerva McGonagall’s face! She was breakdancing on the floor of the studio and was busting out some hella good moves! I couldn’t stop watching!”

So was this actually the professor we all know and love at Hogwarts, or was this simply just a lookalike? We cannot tell you that now as it is currently unknown, but it certainly sounds like Minerva McGonagall. Could this be Minerva’s secret hobby that she has told nobody about? This is also very shocking that she is dancing like that at such an old age!

The pedestrian wasn’t the only one who suspected Minerva McGonagall either… Hogwarts student Lukas Frinchester had something to say about it, too!

“Well, I have always suspected something from that professor. She is always disappearing on Saturday evenings and is never at the staff table at dinner! I didn’t really know what to say about it, but now that I have found out that she could be breakdancing I just… Well, I have no words. I am completely shocked.”

How well do we actually know our professors at Hogwarts? Who knows, Professor Erdal could be a secret backup dancer. Or Professor Jake could be a singer! We don’t actually know about most people’s lives nowadays, with all these secrets roaming around. Next time you look at your friend, a family member, shopkeeper, or even professor, take a deeper look into their lives! You may find something interesting.

We have decided to go down there next Saturday night to see if we can get any more information on McGonagall’s secret hobby! Stay tuned as we continue to investigate this story.

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